The Mark, Tom and Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back!) //Dumpweed It's understood, I said it many ways Too scared to run, I'm too scared to stay I said I'd leave, I could never leave her And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her But this I ask, it's what I want to know How would you feel, if I should choose to go Another guy, you think it'd be unlikely Another guy, you think he'd wanna fight me She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go, it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice My dad used to give me all of his advice He would say "you gotta turn your back and run now Come on, son, you haven't got a chance now" She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train Need a girl that I can train Need a girl that I can train Turn your back and run now You haven't got a chance now Need a girl that I can train Need a girl that I can train Turn your back and run now You haven't got a chance now Tom: Woh!! Hey,I'm fuckin' in the mood...the party!!! Mark: Hey allright!!! Tom: We're fuckin' allright!!! Hey you know what we're gonna do tonight? A whole lotta fuckin'... Mark: We're all gonna get laid!!! This song is abour my herpes,it's called "Dont Leave Me",and it goes like this... //Don't Leave Me Don't leave me all alone Just drop me off at home I'll be fine, it's not the first Just like last time, but a little worse And she said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said "don't let your future be destroyed by my past" She said "don't let my door hit your ass" One more chance, I'll try this time I'll give you yours, I won't take mine I'll listen up, pretend to care Go on ahead, I'll meet you there And she said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said "don't let your future be destroyed by my past" She said "don't let my door hit your ass" Let's try this one more time with feeling One more time with feeling One more time with feeling One more time with feeling She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said "don't let your future be destroyed by my past" She said "don't let my door hit your ass" Don't leave me all alone Just drop me off at home And I'll be fine Tom: You will be fine you fucking asshole! Woh!!!! Burp!! Excuse me!! Mark: Thank you... Tom: Hey...hey Mark... We have a very special person here that wants to say hi... guys this is Satan... Satan: Hello kids...If you guys will take off your pants, then maybe I'll be a little more happy... I wanna have fun with you but I'm gonna have to see your dicks,plural... I have to go away now, because there is another song... And I got a boner... you guys mind if I did a boner kids?? //Aliens Exist Hey mom, there's something in the backroom Hope it's not the creatures from above You used to read me stories, as if my dreams were boring We all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real (real) I'd leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say "what you hear is all hearsay" Wish someone would tell me what was right Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you I am still the skeptic, yes, you know me (you know me) Been best friends and will be 'til we die (die) I got an injection of love from the erection My best friend thinks I'm just humping guys, alright Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you Dark and scary, ordinary Explanation, information Nice to know ya, paranoia Where's my mother, biofather Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys Twelve majestic lies Mark: Tom has sex with guys... Tom: Hey Mark! Who here thinks that I look very similar to Tom Cruise??? (crowd cheers) Thank you...I think so too... Mark: Yeah...like Tom Cruise in that movie,"Born in the fourth of July",that one? Where he's handicap, retarted,stupid,nobody likes him,he just shits all over himself,he's a fucking asshole...Hey!!! Tom: That was mean... Mark: That's right... Tom: Never attack somebody that shits on himself... You guys think it's weird?? To shit your pants when you're sleeping? Not that I do it...but I did it last night,and I haven't taken a shower since,and I'm wondering if that's what smells... Haha...poo-poo ca-ca... Mark: Hey I wrote this next song,wanna hear it?? Tom: You don't have a choice... Mark: It goes like this... //Family Reunion Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd n' twat, Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd n' twat, Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd n' twat, Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd n' twat, I fuck your mom... Mark: Thank you...thank you so very very much... Hey this next song is about falling in love Tom: What's it about? Mark: This song is about love,let's give it up for love!... Tom: I'll tell you what I love... Mark: You know what the best part of falling in love is? Tom: Sex... Mark: It's the oral sex,that's right... Tom: Pleasure... //Going Away To College Please take me by the hand It's so cold out tonight I'll put blankets on the bed I won't turn out the light Just don't forget to Think about me And I won't forget you "I'll write you once a week", she said Why does it feel the same To fall in love or break it off And if young love is just a game Then I must have missed the kick off Don't depend on me To ever follow through on Anything, but I'd go through Hell for you and I haven't been this scared in a long time And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful Skylee!! I'll think about the times She kissed me after class and She put up with my friends I acted like an ass I'd ditch my lecture To watch the girls play soccer Is my picture Still hanging in her locker? I haven't been this scared in a long time And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful I haven't been this scared in a long time And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful Tom,Travis!!! Tom: Hey Mark...!! Mark: Hey,if you guys are anything like me,you like to dress up in your mother's underwear and walk around the house trying to seduce your father.......what,just me? Tom: I'm like you,I tryied to seduce your dad... Mark: Hey remember that one time when I walked over to your house, and your brother was there with the peanut-butter spread all over his weiner,and he's all "Come here boy,come here,come here boy..." Give it up for Tom!! Tom: This song is really hard to play... It's really hard to play,I would appreciate it if you don't listen to me for the next 2.5 minutes allright? Shut the fuck up!!!! //What's My Age Again I took her out, it was a Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started makin' out and she took off my pants But then, I turned on the TV And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And you still act like you're in freshman year What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I should act my age What's my age again? That's about the time that she broke up with me (what's my age again?) No one should take themselves so seriously With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish that on me, I'll never wanna act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? Where's my agent friend? Mark: Fuck ya all!! Tom: Hey Mark...I'm starting to get sweaty... Contrary what most people think,I think I look better wet... I've been campaining this for about two years now... So throughout the show,you will see me getting sexier and sexier as it gets hotter and hotter...you know? Mark: And... Tom: And what? Mark: If you watch closer now,you might watch Tom gettin fatter and fatter as the show goes on too... Tom: Why would I be getting fatter??? Mark: 'Cause... Tom: Boobies!!!!!! Mark: Oh,jeez...stop it...no... Tom: But you're too young... Mark: You're way too young...gosh... Let me tell you why you're gonna get fatter and fatter...'cause dog semance is full of calories... Tom: Yeah,don't eat dog semance, we hear that there's a... It's the number one 'cause of...bad breath... Tom: Hey this song is about when I had too much alcohol and got kicked out of high-school, I wrote a song,and it goes like this... Mark: Well here here it goes... //Dick Lips Please mom You ground me all the time I know that I was right all along And I'm hoping Remember I'm a kid I know not what I did Just having fun You couldn't wait for something new And yesterday I thought of you It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose A boy who went out When he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me Because I blew it once before Shit dad Please don't kick my ass I know I've seen you trashed At least one time Can I blame it On one of my dumb friends It's been awhile Since I have used that line You couldn't wait for something new And yesterday I thought of you It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose A boy who went out When he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me Because I blew it once before Allright!!! Nothing to lose A boy who went out When he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me Because I blew it once before Tom: Hey Mark... Mark: What?? What the fuck do you want Tom...I'm sick of "Hey Mark,hey...hey Mark...hey look at this... look at how I can make it bigger if I rubit,look at this...hey Mark,come here..." Tom: No seriously Mark,hey Mark...I wasn't really masturbating... I've never done that...I was inspecting my testicles for weird bugs... Mark: That's what you say...If your parents catch you : "I wasn't masturbating,I was just cleaning it and it went of..." Tom: You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about 4 days ago??? You really don't have a choice, 'cause we'll be in to it... Mark: Yeah,you guys will act like if you wanna hear it,'cause otherwise we'll play it twice... Tom: Yeah,you bastards... The song goes like this... //Blow Job It would be nice,to have a blowjob, It would be nice,to have a blowjob, It would be nice,to have a blowjob, It would be nice,to have a blowjob, It would be nice,to have a blowjob, It would be nice,to have a blowjob, It would be nice,to have a blowjob, It would be nice,to have a blowjob from your mom... //Untitled I think of a while ago We might of have had it all I was so stupid then You needed time to grow But now just as things change As well my feelings do In time things rearrange I am so sick of chasing you But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you And playing those games as I wait for your call And now I give up, so goodbye and so long It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste I was the one there last night You have your other friends They were there when you cried Didn't mean to hurt you then Best friends just won't leave your side But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you And playing those games as I wait for your call And now I give up, so goodbye and so long It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste I was the one there last night When I needed you most When I needed a friend You let me down now Like I let you down then So sorry, it's over Tom: Oh that song's done,we're done with that song now,you guys can rest... Mark: Satan has something to say... Satan: You guys having a good time tonight?? I'm having a hump ditt a lee do of a good time tonight... I like poetry and flowers and pictures of unicorns... Tom: Thousand of naked...oh Satan: Thousand naked children molesting my weiner...oh... Tom: Wait...what are the things that Satan loves? Satan: Satan loves unicorns,pictures and poetry and long walks on the beach... Tom: Hey pay attention you fuck...Boobies!!!! //Voyeur And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow The lonely guy I like to watch her change I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow I'd eat her all if she were on my dinner plate And I wish, I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet She caught me once but I don't think that she cares now Unlike before her view is now blocked by a leaf And I wish, I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I bet this last times the one time too many The rush of waiting is burning through my head Right after supper, her brother showers twice a week He kicks my ass so much that filthy white inbred I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window Her dad is big and I have never seen his face I've been here two days I'll sure be here tomorrow My lady's so sweet she likes to entertain And I wish, I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I bet this last times the one time too many The rush of waiting is burning through my head Right after supper, her brother showers twice a week He kicks my ass so much that filthy white inbred Mark: Hang on...hang on... Tom: Hey uh... Mark: The song is not quite over yet but... Tom: The song is not done...we have to prepare for the bass,guitar solo... How're you doin'? Mark: I need oxygen to the stage please... Tom: You need... Mark: Oxygen and oral sex, to the stage please... Tom: And maybe some of those male chromosomes, to the stage... Mark: Here's where I do the big bass solo people... Give it up for me!!! Tom:Here it comes...here it comes... (termina la canion) Tom: I want all you kids to know, that I'm gonna think of every single one of you tonight when I'm all alone inside my bunk... Starting with you!!!! I'm starting with you! Mark: Hey this next song is for anybody that knew us before "Enema Of The State" and it goes like this... //Pathetic I know I'm pathetic I knew when she said it A loser a bum's what she called me when I drove her home There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting I've done all I can But she still wants to be left alone You got, you got, you got to help me out And I'll try not to argue No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out Mistakes are hard to undo Don't pull me down this is where I belong I think I'm different But I'm the same and I'm wrong Don't pull me down this is where I belong I think I'm different This is where I belong I think it's disgusting believing and trusting If I gave a fuck There would be nothing for me to prove Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing I've done all I can But her ego is still hard to move You got, you got, you got to help me out And I'll try not to argue No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out Mistakes are hard to undo Don't pull me down this is where I belong I think I'm different But I'm the same and I'm wrong Don't pull me down this is where I belong I think I'm different This is where I belong Don't pull me down this is where I belong I think I'm different This is where I belong Tom: Hey you guys know... Mark: Hey,are you guys having fun??? Tom: We're professionals... you might not have noticed that,but we are professionals at what we do... We just professionally suck...and professionaly act like a bunch of assholes on stage... that's what we do...That's just why God made us Mark: Hey...You'd better wipe that shit eating grin your face 'cause this next song is a sad one... And...more important than that,if you're eating shit and grinning then today is probably not our day anyway,so... //Adam's Song I never thought I'd die alone I laughed the loudest, who'd have known? I traced the cord back to the wall No wonder it was never plugged in at all I took my time, I hurried up The choice was mine, I didn't think enough I'm too depressed to go on You'll be sorry when I'm gone I never conquered, rarely came 16 just held such better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get outside The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over, we'd survived I couldn't wait 'til I got home To pass the time in my room alone I never thought I'd die alone Another six months, I'll be unknown Give all my things to all my friends You'll never step foot in my room again You'll close it off, board it up Remember the time that I spilled the cup Of apple juice in the hall Please tell mom this is not her fault I never conquered, rarely came 16 just held such better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get outside The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over, we'd survived I couldn't wait 'til I got home To pass the time in my room alone I never conquered, rarely came Tomorrow holds such better days Days when I can still feel alive When I can't wait to get outside The world is wide, the time goes by The tour is over, I've survived I can't wait 'til I get home To pass the time in my room alone Mark: Thanks a lot... Tom: I want you all to say "fuck" with me... 1,2,3: Fuck!!! Mark: "Fuck with me"...why? Tom: Well,not really...you don't see the "with me " part...just the "fuck" part... Mark: Oh...ok Tom: Let's try that one more time...I... Mark: He just wants you to say "fuck"...but he wants you to say with him... Tom: With me... Mark: Ok go ahead, try again Tom... Tom: Ok do I count to three and say...how do we do this??? Mark: There goes 1,2,3,fuck... Tom: Ok...1,2,3,FUCK!!!!! Mark: Here we go...song is called Peggy Sue, it goes like this... Tom: ok... //Peggy Sue I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room Listening to all the doubts that Your parents have to say to you And as your head gets all cluttered inside Try to stay awake Everything they say are lies That's all the shit that you ever have to take So hold in all your aggressions Because your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin It's not easy or so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything they say that They tell you what to be, you're not alone I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do It's not the same reason why that Makes you change the things that you once knew As your head gets all cluttered inside Give more than you take Everything they say are lies That's all the shit that you ever have to take So hold in all your aggressions Because your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin It's not easy or so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything they say that They tell you what to be you're not alone You say you want to take off your shoes and Walk barefoot down the street Just to be the things that you can be Just live for one more week You say you want to take off your shoes just to Walk barefoot down the street Just to be the things that you can be Just live for one more week So hold in all your aggressions Because your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin It's not easy or so damn pleasing To not laugh at every word they say that They tell you what to be, you're not alone Tom: I choose to blame my parents for giving me a small, bend weiner, and an ugly face... Hey you guys...you know what I noticed Mark?? Mark: Yes I do... Tom: You know...you what I noticed??? Mark: Yes... Tom: I noticed that throughout the many years of me playing with my own weiner, it pends to the wrong side...I think I pulled it too far to the something to the right... Hey, you guys care...?? There's something seriously wrong on my dick kids, and I need your sympathy... //Wendy Clear Let's take the boat out on the bay Forget your job for just one day I wish it didn't have to be so bad It might be inappropriate because Either way our band gets dropped, oh yeah I wish it didn't have to be so bad But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with a nuclear device Is it something I'll regret, why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad The three-date theory is getting old Everyone's getting left out in the cold I wish it didn't have to be so bad So I'll see you with another guy Who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah I wish it didn't have to be so bad But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with a nuclear device Is it something I'll regret, why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad I'll be movin' on Movin' on Movin' on, on, on Movin' on Movin' on Movin' on, on, on But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with a nuclear device Is it something I'll regret, why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad Tom: I wish it didn't have to be so bad... You guys wanna hear from Satan again?? Satan: Well hello kids,are you enjoying the show so far?? Chances are you're all gonna get laid tonight... I wanna sleep with every single person here... starting with the retards... Sorry kids, i'm not very funny anymore... I'm having a hellish of a day Tom: Wait...hey, Satan... Satan: Yes Tom... Tom: I was just wondering if I'm gonna get laid tonight... Satan: Well no you're not Tom... Tom: Why not?? Satan: 'Cause your dick is small, bend and ugly... Tom: Allright... AM I FUNNY OR WHAT??? Mark: Hey, I'm gonna tell you how its gonna work for the rest of the show here... We're gonna say that this is our last song, then we're gonna play it, then we're gonna walk outstage, but we're not really done here, we're gonna come back out and play two more songs even after that,so... That's how it works,you know how it works... You're going to see a band play, they walk outstage sayin' "Thanks a lot, goodnight!", and you know these motherfuckers are gonna come back out and play two more songs anyway,so... you know what?? At least we're straight about it... Tom: They call it an "encore"... Mark: Yeah, it's an "encore"... Tom: "Encore"...say it with us kids..."encore"... //Carousel I talk to you every now and then I never felt so alone again I stop to think at a wishing well My thoughts send me on a carousel Here I am standing on my own Not a motion from the telephone I know not a reason why Solitude is a reason to die Just you wait and see As school life is a It is a woken dream Aren't you feeling alone? I guess its just another I guess its just another I guess its just another night alone Now as I walk down the street I need a job just to sleep in sheets Buying food every once in a while But not enough to purchase a smile A tank of gas is a treasure to me I know now that nothing is free I talk to you every now and then I never felt so alone again Just you wait and see As school life is a It is a woken dream Aren't you feeling alone? I guess its just another I guess its just another I guess its just another night alone Satan: Hey my name is Satan, thanks alot for coming on down to the show tonight, hope you all had a great time,I know I did. Those boy fellas sure put on a kick ass show huh hope to see you all at the after show party. I'm going to start sucking dicks and squeezing titties... Maybe I can put my pee-pee in your mouth...I love when the kids come on over and I get them suck and kiss my pee-pee tenderly and gently...I like it when the kids sit on my lap and talk about unicorns and flowers and things like that maybe I'll even fuck their butt, see you kids later!!! Mark: Hey, how are you guys doin' up in the back?? Now from the top,can I get an "amen"?? Now from the floor, can I get an "allelouya"?? Now from all these other assholes,can I get an "oh-yeah"?? //All The Small Things All the small things True care, truth brings I'll take one lift Your ride, best trip Always, I know You'll be at my show Watching, waiting Commiserating Say it ain't so, I will not go Turn the lights off, carry me home Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Late night, come home Work sucks, I know She left me roses by the stairs Surprises let me know she cares Say it ain't so, I will not go Turn the lights off, carry me home Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Say it ain't so, I will not go Turn the lights off, carry me home Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill The night will go on, my little windmill Say it ain't so, I will not go (na na na na na na na na na na) Turn the lights off, carry me home (na na na na na na na na na na) Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill (na na na na na na na na na na) The night will go on, the night will go on (na na na na na na na na na na) My little windmil Mark: Hi...we're back just like I said we'd be back... You can leave now and beat the traffic... Tom: Or beat your meat Mark: Or you can stick around and beat your meat... I like that...I think I'll say that every night from now on... "You can leave and beat the traffic, or stick around and beat your meat" Satan: I have a few words to say about beating your meat... I just heard you guys talking about masturbation, and I thought I'd show up... I don't know...I hope I'm not bothering you,so I'll take off... see you guys later... Mark: Here's my present for you people, I'm gonna stop talking now and play a song...thank you... Tom: Surprise!!! //Mutt He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds He's not that old, I've been told, a strong sexual goal He goes out everyday, she goes every way, oh yeah They don't even care at all She's open, waiting for more And I know he's only looking to score And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically Been starved for attention before She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell He took the seat off his own bike, because the way that it felt He wants to bone this, I know she is ready to blow They go out every night, his pants are super tight, oh yeah They don't even care at all She's open, waiting for more (she's open, waiting for more) And I know he's only looking to score (he's only looking to score) And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically Been starved for attention before She's open, waiting for more And I know he's only looking to score And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically Been starved for attention before Satan: Take off your pants!!! Tom: We really love each other,we're the best friends... Fuck Mark,Travis...You guys mean a lot to me...know what I mean?? He needs an ointment... Hey I think every pharmaceutical drug should be in ointment form, and it could only go in your balls...you know?? Like if you got a cold, you gotta put an ointment on your balls... The Country Song Tom: Oh oh...oh oh...oh shit...oh fuck I'm gonna start dancin'... Take of your pants, dad, your penis is the biggest thing my butt's ever had, 'Cause I know,it feels so good... Shut your fuckin' face,uncle fucker... //Dammit Tom: Take your pants off!!! It's alright to tell me what you think about me I won't try to argue or hold it against you I know that you're leaving, you must have your reasons The season is calling your pictures are falling down The steps that I retraced the sad look on your face The timing and structure, did you hear, he fucked her A day late a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now And it's happened once again, I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands, sees through the master plan But everybody's gone and I've been here for too long To face this on my own, well I guess this is growing up And maybe I'll see you at a movie, sneak preview You show up and walk by on the arm of that guy And I'll smile and you'll wave We'll pretend it's okay The charade, it won't last When he's gone, I won't come back And it'll happen once again, you'll turn to a friend Someone that understands, sees through the master plan But everybody's gone, and you've been there for too long, To face this on your own, well I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Mark: Allright!!!!! Thanks a lot you guys!!!! Wow!!!! We'll see you next time motherfuckers!!!! Tom has no dick!!!! No dick at all people!!!! Thanks a lot and goodnight... //Man Overboard So sorry it's over So sorry it's over There's so much more than I wanted and There's so much more than I needed and Time keeps moving on and on and on Soon we'll all be gone Spent some time to talk this over You're out of line and rarely sober We can't depend on your excuses Cause in the end it's fucking useless You can only lean on me for so long Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown Settle on the ledge That you don't come down You can only lean on me for so long Cover up the scars Put on your game face Left you in a bar To try and save face You can only lean on me for so long Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown Settle on the ledge That you don't come down You can only lean on me for so long So sorry it's over So sorry it's over There's so much more that I wanted and There's so much more that I needed and Time keeps moving on and on Soon we'll all be gone Man on a mission Can't say I miss him around Insider information Can't keep your resignation Loss of a good friend Best of intentions I found Tight lip procrastination Yeah later See you around